NinjaDentist

27/m, giant nerd

Currently a freelance editor and aspiring writer


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July 18
hipsterphobia: charlie—sheen: oh my god. there is so much wrong with this 1) HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX AT 10?  2) is that even physically possible?  3) THERE IS AN AGE LIMIT YOU DUMB CHILD ITS NORMALLY 16 4) we dont hate on you because we cant get a guy we are concerned for you HEALTH AND SAFTEY! have you not heard of PREGNANCY?!? 5) your vagina will be saggy and ridden with STIs by the time you are 20 6) *too *I’m *boyfriend *aren’t *jealous Do they make hamster balls large enough to put lock children in?

hipsterphobia:

charlie—sheen:

oh my god.

there is so much wrong with this

1) HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO HAVE SEX AT 10? 

2) is that even physically possible? 

3) THERE IS AN AGE LIMIT YOU DUMB CHILD ITS NORMALLY 16

4) we dont hate on you because we cant get a guy we are concerned for you HEALTH AND SAFTEY! have you not heard of PREGNANCY?!?

5) your vagina will be saggy and ridden with STIs by the time you are 20

6) *too *I’m *boyfriend *aren’t *jealous

Do they make hamster balls large enough to put lock children in?

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

July 13
Jeebus, when I was 10 (in 1995), the first Toy Story movie was just coming out. I think at 10, all I was ready for was the release of the N64 (then called the Ultra64, and it didn’t hit the market until ‘96). Luckily, I was placated with a Playstation and got to play all the cool games. Anyway, a relationship was the farthest thing from my mind. Man, I feel old….

Jeebus, when I was 10 (in 1995), the first Toy Story movie was just coming out. I think at 10, all I was ready for was the release of the N64 (then called the Ultra64, and it didn’t hit the market until ‘96). Luckily, I was placated with a Playstation and got to play all the cool games. Anyway, a relationship was the farthest thing from my mind.

Man, I feel old….

(Source: featuring2chainz, via foreveralone-lyguy)